Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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