just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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