I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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