Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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