Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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