he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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