White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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