her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
