The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
My penis needs a shock collar
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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