The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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