Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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