Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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