I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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