where does the pee come out of this thing
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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