Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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