My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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