if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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