OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
where am i from again
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Randomize
