just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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