What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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