I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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