Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
