Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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