Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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