last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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