I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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