What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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