Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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