You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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