he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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