found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
