4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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