Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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