If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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