So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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