singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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