Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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