its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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