He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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