Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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