Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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