It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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