Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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