Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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