we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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