We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
