i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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