I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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