Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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