I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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